Maggie likes to take walks on the wild side. The other girl and me find that fascinating. We are chicken dogs. Not Maggie. She's a full fledged member of the Doggie DoLittle Motorcycle Club. When mom was telling me and Kia about it we were wide eyed and bushy tailed, to say the least. Maggie is seven years old. Not to offend ole Mags, but she's not a spade pup anymore! Just the same, she's walkin' on the wild side. Walkin' on the wild side, while the other girl and me fight, nap, pee, fight, eat, pee, fight, you get the idea. Pee...
Mags is plannin' trips on her hog. Umm, bike, she gets offended if you call it a hog. She says it's not a Harley, it's better. Not sure what that means, but it goes fast. You see, Mags' daddy decided it was high time to get her out before her retirement years. She's runnin' full throttle at middle age dog years on a fancy motorcycle. You gotta see for yourself:
This is Mags' transportation on the wild side. Can you believe it? Mom said when she first heard about it, she thought it was too redneck. ? I don't get that??? But the more she heard from Mags' dad, the more fun she thought it would be. I'm telling you Mags has the life. See her little doggie seat on top of the trailer? Mags gets to ride in that on road trips. She rides backwards because it's just better that way. What's good is she won't have to pull a muscle pulling her head out of the wind to wet her gums. (You know that's a problem for us.) My mom was concerned her dad wouldn't strap ole Mags down enough to keep her safe. So she inspected the ride herself. Ha, what would mom know about that? Dunno, anyway, Mags is ridin' in style with her mom and dad. I think what's even more cool is that her mom has her own bike. Mags' says the embarrassing part is, her mom rides on a bike behind the trailer. Mags just doesn't like that. Every once in a while she gives a shout out if her mom gets too close. Mags is afraid her mom will ruin her reputation as a tuff girl. My mom says Mags' mom is just being safe. Or so she thinks. Sounds to me that Mags' mom is too busy watching everyone point their fingers at Mags as they go by. How's that safe?
Mags is lookin for others to join the Doggie DoLittle Motorcycle Club. There are rules to follow, dues to pay, and potty breaks to take. The other girl and me are thinkin our dad needs to look into this. Not sure I wanna ride in a carrier with that other girl and her long tail, but I'd try. If anyone knows someone who's lookin' for a doggie good time. Let me know. I'll pass word to Mags.